“Stories and lessons from an unexpected journey in finance.”

While the rest of the world spent last week fighting for restaurant reservations and overpaying for roses, those of us in the finance world were likely focused on a different kind of long-term commitment. One that doesn’t require a candlelight dinner, but does require a very specific set of syntax.

I’m talking, of course, about Excel.

To XLOOKUP: My Search is Over

My relationship with spreadsheets didn’t start with a spark; it was a marriage of necessity. But over the years, I’ve realized that while CEOs might provide the vision, Excel provides the truth. Following the lighter tone of our holiday reflections, I thought it was time to pen a few love letters to the formulas that keep my world—and your business—spinning.

Dear XLOOKUP, remember when I used to settle for your older cousin, VLOOKUP? I had to count columns like a child and live in fear that someone would insert a new row and break our connection. Then you arrived. You’re flexible, you’re powerful, and you don’t care if my data is to the left or the right. You found me when I was lost in a sea of data, and I’m never letting go.

To IFERROR: The Ultimate Forgiver

Every relationship has its messy moments. Sometimes the data isn’t there, or a division by zero threatens to ruin the mood. You, IFERROR, are the ultimate partner. Instead of screaming #N/A or #DIV/0! at me in front of the Board of Directors, you gently wrap those mistakes in a blank cell or a “0.” You make me look more put-together than I actually am.

To SUMIFS: For Having High Standards

I’m a complicated person with a lot of criteria. I don’t just want the total sales; I want the total sales for the North region, in Q1, for the cupcake product line. You don’t judge me for being demanding. You take my list of requirements and deliver exactly what I asked for, every single time.

To the Circular Reference: The Argument That Never Ends

We’ve all been there. That moment when a cell refers to itself, and suddenly the whole world stops moving. It’s the “What do you want for dinner?” of the spreadsheet world. It’s frustrating, it’s circular, and usually, the only way out is to take a deep breath, hit undo, and start the conversation over.

At the end of the day, being a CFO isn’t just about the numbers; it’s about the tools we use to tell the story of those numbers. And while a spreadsheet might not be as romantic as a box of chocolates, it’s a lot more reliable when it’s time to close the month.

Question: If you had to marry one Excel formula, which one would it be and why? (Or are you one of those sophisticated INDEX/MATCH types?)

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